Obama Contemplating Having Biden’s Tongue Removed
Geoffrey Likeson
Conservative News and Reporting
‘News for the Rest of Us’
WASHINGTON
President Obama has been consulting with members of his Administration over a controversial new initiative. Dubbed the “Gaffe Terminator,” the President has contacted several doctors about the potential removal of Vice President Joe Biden’s tongue.
“We just can’t afford to have him keep talking,” said the President during a Cabinet meeting, “Just last week he congratulated the Hutus for their ‘orderly stewardship’ or Rwanda during the 1990s. That’s not even mentioning when he gave the White House gift of ham and bacon to incoming Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.”